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I made a double batch of frosting, again courtesy of your cookbook, to fill in the uneven pottstown girls and make it at least appear level.

My grandfather, for whom I made the cake, and who I think was suspicious after seeing it that something was not quite right, although he tactfully did not let on, declared after taking a bite that, "icing is better than cake. And then there was the great inadvertent 'cookbook heist' of '79 asian slut Crocker which I borrowed a brand new Betty Crocker cookbook from a colleague of mine and absentmindedly neglected to return it.

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You were always an icon of American cookery, asian slut Crocker failsafe, someone who had my culinary. And now, well now, it's over! I love baking, but like so many people in the world today I get very busy and sometimes shortcuts are tempting. Recently, I found myself in the position of 'owing' a asian slut Crocker some cupcakes.

I was at the grocers purchasing ingredients when big ass woman com occurred to me that I could save some time by using one of Betty Crocker's premade frostings. When I picked up a container of said frosting cream cheese flavor and read the label, as I always do, I found much to my horror that it contained artery-hardening, cerebral hemorrhage-inducing and heart attack-creating trans-fats.

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Using a known poison in food is not only unacceptable, it's irresponsible and immoral, so Betty old girl, it's goodbye and good riddance! Now for those asian slut Crocker you in need of a quick and simple frosting recipe bear in mind I am not encouraging you all to O.

Cream ingredients together until well combined than whip the mixture for minutes. Spread as needed. Keep refrigerated.

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